I needed a dog because I’m a pimp.
I slept with the cookie monster because i love marijuana LOL
I ran shirtless with a pothead because i’m sexy like that
I cuddled with a golf ball because I’m good in bed LOL
I slept with some crackheads because hoes keep stealing my tacos…. O.o
I ran naked with a toothbrush because I’m sexy like that!
I stabbed my best friend because I’m sexy like that.
sparrowwolf reblogged this from timeywimey27 and added:
I ran naked with a stripper because I have AMAZING boobs.
stillthewindowburns reblogged this from trans-man-swagger and added:
I smoked with a french fry because I’m sexy like that.
trans-man-swagger reblogged this from timeywimey27 and added:
I stabbed a drink because i love marijuana
timeywimey27 reblogged this from noirmartian and added:
I shot - Paris Hilton - because I’m sexy like that
noirmartian reblogged this from syndicatie and added:
some crack heads...hoes keep stealing my tacos.
christineb17 reblogged this from smileyouremine and added:
i ran naked with...i’m gay…….. awks… i’m not gay….
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I slept with your mom because I’m gay.Fair enough.
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i have a noodle in
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evypotter reblogged this from harrypotteris-myeverything and added:
stabbed the trojan man...I’m good in bed ;D
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ramonatherese reblogged this from a-bbey and added:
I needed a teletubby because hoes keep stealing my tacos. lol
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I needed your grandma
mylittlebluebird reblogged this from ccc0urtney and added:
I stabbed a french fry because the hoes keep stealing my tacos. xD
lelikblaster reblogged this from ladyvetinari and added:
shanked a bag of weed...i smoked crack. ;(
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ghaelyn reblogged this from colormeinblackanndwhite and added:
i cuddled with a condom because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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surf3rchick reblogged this from milesawayfromparadise and added:
I slept with a telatubby because I love marijuana hahha
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punkinn reblogged this from eeeee-mily and added:
I ran shirtless with my lover because I’m sexy like that.. o.o
remreyes reblogged this from illasfvck and added:
i stabbed a hippie...hoes keep stealing my tacos
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ladyvetinari reblogged this from suffer-well-mia and added:
I banged my boyfriend, because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
suffer-well-mia reblogged this from isthistheplaceweusedtolove and added:
ate, my boyfriend...have AMAZING boobs for Sandy
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colormeinblackanndwhite reblogged this from ccc0urtney and added:
I banged a dog because I love to snort cocaine.
isthistheplaceweusedtolove reblogged this from whiteshadowssparkleandglisten and added:
love marijuana Ok, lol
whiteshadowssparkleandglisten reblogged this from justsydney14 and added:
I ran naked with some crack heads because I’m sexy like that xD
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